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COUNTING SHEEP - WITH ADHD


TAGS: macareena
Rating: 4.42/5

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ughomer - December 6, 2012, 11:33 pm
THEY CALL IT "RACING THOUGHTS"
Rudedog - December 6, 2012, 9:29 pm
Funny. Sounds like you may have had some prior experience with this.


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm

more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


HUSBAND DAYCARE - Seems Legit




DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can assure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


The Holidays Are Coming ! -




THANKSGIVING -




SCAREDY CAT -


TAGS: scared cat little spider
Rating: 4.24/5

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:30 am
You say this is the same breed as the mighty lion? Ba ha ha. 5L gawd I love this place. Signed Miss Priss's dog.


ON SECOND THOUGHT... - ...I'll just let it fall out, thank you.


TAGS: dentist scare
Rating: 4.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:26 am
And another reason not to go to the dentist...


WHAT WILL THEY WANT NEXT -


TAGS: healthcare poor
Rating: 4.84/5

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Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 7:10 pm
Americaine Marie Antoinette
Haarakkon - May 11, 2014, 3:06 am
I can't believe I missed this one. Flawless.
maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:17 am
Doggy Dog!
Reality Lord - February 10, 2012, 8:15 pm

lol5
gas - February 10, 2012, 7:33 pm
I love that sixties-woman-having-cofee posters #140349
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 5:13 pm
nice twi5t, very nice just another great air show
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:10 pm
OK now we're back c55king. enough of the cheesy stuff already. Go get a room at MotiTwist. This is g5555d ! :)
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:06 pm
Lol!! That's so mean!


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.


TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats fuck fucked taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

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RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical assistance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.


REDNECK DAYCARE -




USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR, YODA DOES -


TAGS: yoda grammar care does not
Rating: 4.26/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 19, 2015, 4:49 pm
After eight hundred ninety five year of fighting evil and injustice he can talk how the hell ever he wants.


CARE BEARS - They take care of each other




ZOMBIE OCCUPY -


TAGS: carlin classes scarey
Rating: 4.28/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:13 pm
I was actually thinking if posting this very quote, but I didn't know what picture to use. This one is positively perfect. 5L + faved.


ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?


TAGS: tony montana scareface balls
Rating: 2.77/5

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Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:01 am
Classic line, classic gangster, classic movie. Sadly always geeting high on his own supply.


DON'T SCARE ME - I poop very easily


TAGS: dog cat scare poop
Rating: 4.63/5

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CELEBRITY QUOTES - FULL OF JEALOUSY AND ENVY -




ALL LIVES MATTER! -




OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.


TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am
[email protected]
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a jackass. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm
is add red tape, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm
Derek, your assertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
So true, damn fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


CAT'S PHILOSOPHY -




Oh shit! -




ZOMBIE OZ -


TAGS: tinman scarecrow dorothy zombie oz
Rating: 4.71/5

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Airman - April 14, 2011, 11:19 am
this is amsome. 5 heel clicks
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:16 pm
So evil you are.... lol. Can you say unwanted organ donation?


OBAMACARE - Bend over and cough.


TAGS: funny humor obama healthcare
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:22 am
Last chance.... please halt political talk on motifake - we have a sister site - politifake.org - where you can discuss and post to your heart's content. But here, we no longer discuss the topic. Thank you.
Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:15 am
Sad thing is that it's still a step in the right direction. Currently, private insurance kills 45K Americans every year, or a 9/11 every three weeks.


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun


LET'S GO BANANA -




Retirement -


TAGS: retirement career job
Rating: 2.67/5

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MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:46 am
What doese everyone want but nobody likes, getting exactly what you want, they wanted more conservative voices on the radio, now Rush and the crew have more competitors than listeners.
MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:44 am
It's the PODCASTS every other Conservative I know has one. I'm from Milwaukee we had Mark Belling as the voice of consrvatism now he's in a fight for his life
CloudchaserS - July 10, 2013, 11:15 am
"So your blood pressure is going to suffer if you keep watching these people. They’re designed to get you ticked off. They’re designed to make you question your sanity." Mr. Limbaugh to a caller on watching Fox News


OBAMA CARE - Yeah, it will look something like this.




EDUCATION - Doesn't always guarantee you the results your parents hoped for.


TAGS: career education training disappointment
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:20 pm
*where. No pun intended.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:19 pm
True. Those are some horrendous designs I've wondered who would wear that crap and wear?
MissPriss - April 27, 2013, 12:44 am
Oh I don't know about that crotchety...ever seen some of the designer outfits that cruise the fashion shows in Europe?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 3:54 pm
They get crappy gas mileage, they're not aerodynamic, they look like a child's toy, those last three vehicles are just one the ugliest thing man has designed.
M0rd3kaI - July 28, 2012, 5:00 pm
So... Gorgeous piece of monkey fur & poo... will you let me drive such a classic if you were to have one again?? heh?? heh?? And yes... that is fully understandable... honestly I would have killed the somebitch
MissPriss - July 28, 2012, 12:59 pm
The only reason he ever got to drive that car was that he said I was a gorgeous piece too! Two things he never got to drive again after that fateful day.
M0rd3kaI - July 28, 2012, 8:35 am
You must mean "The mutilated corpse that used to be a boyfriend" geezus I wouldn't even let anyone close to the car if I had such a gorgeous piece of craftsmanship... [Ps. Who says it's from my fingers ;) ]
MissPriss - July 27, 2012, 3:15 pm
Before anyone pukes he means from his fingers after a good flingin'...thanks for the vote Modick I owned a '68 cherry red Firebird a few years ago, white leather interior, airshock in the rear end, was a beauty, until the boyfriend wrote my baby off!
M0rd3kaI - July 27, 2012, 1:56 pm
Nice debate you have goig on here Prissy... I have to say, give me a '69 Camaro z/28 and I will lick my own poo to show you appreciation therefore... 5L
Stentor - July 14, 2012, 5:54 pm
As another fortysomething, I must tell you that a DB5 is an Aston-Martin, not an Alfa-Romeo (note correct spelling of Alfa as well). Furthermore, you have now disqualified yourself from future commentary about cars as you don't know shit about automobiles
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 5:38 pm
Hahaha...guess calling them a boat is about the same thing. All good.
Densaku - July 1, 2012, 3:43 pm
Besides. Your initial comparison is dishonest. Comparing a muscle car with a minivan is kinda like comparing a F-14 jet with a Challenger light liner. Just saying.
Densaku - July 1, 2012, 3:39 pm
As a Fortysomething tell me again about lost generations. Anyway. 60's American muscle cars: Oversised, over gas guzzling poor handling, etc... Personaly i'ld pick an Alpha Romeo DB5 over a Pontiac GTO anytime.
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:54 pm
Obviously you have never had the pleasure of a true ride in one. Lots of leg room on the inside and more giddy up than most people can handle. I apologize though...you only have the new shit to make any comparison with. Poor lost generation.
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:47 pm
And here I thought the reference was to Camilla Prince Charles' main squeeze (around the ribs with spurs)"Giddy up Camilla, ole gal, big polo tourney today my dear".
SteveFurlong - July 1, 2012, 9:40 am
Horseface? Where did Chelsea Clinton come into this?
Densaku - July 1, 2012, 2:08 am
60's muscle cars are so overrated. (Troll face)...^^
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 11:31 pm
Personally if it ain't some muscle car from the late 60's with an engine big enough to eat that horse...it ain't worth shite! Teehee
Densaku - June 30, 2012, 8:46 pm
Technicaly this a good vehicle. Too bad so many people here are judging the horse by his face... almost litteraly. -_-


DOCTOR CTHULHU - He will scare the shit and the cancer right out of you.


TAGS: doctor cthulhu cancer shit healthcare reform
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 12:18 am
And I thought MY timmy was stupid.
Overlord Douchebag - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
Hey, here's an idea. F*ck off.
TokinFire - February 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
Cthulhu is a Great Old One, not an Elder God. Douchebag.
Overlord Douchebag - February 18, 2010, 10:53 pm
I tried to be a doctor once. Then I found out it was more helping people than it was all-you-can-eat buffet soul-wise. Dropped out, majored in Elder God Studies.
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:36 pm
Dr.Zoidberg I presume.
Reason - February 18, 2010, 7:48 pm
Perfect for an EGD poster. I can't think of an idea though.


FITTING IN -


TAGS: changing forget chance people care
Rating: 4.61/5

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kidonthetoilet - December 30, 2011, 11:09 pm
so true! :D


G R E Y B E A R D S - When "Old enough to know better" becomes "Too old to care what people think."




SARCASM -


TAGS: carebear catches a knife humor
Rating: 4.47/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 12:30 am

Sweden is a long, long way from Wyoming~~but Sturgis isn't.
NuttunButt - March 28, 2012, 9:10 pm
Great poster Igvarnon have friends from Sweden Eva and Ingvar who I met at Sturgis in 03.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:21 pm

I just love the way you're looking right into the camera...still smiling...still smiling...wait...no...
carebear - March 24, 2012, 1:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:43 pm

Couldn't help it! I went looking for something I could chop the head and this one popped right up. It was too perfect to pass up. Hugs, CB!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 7:34 pm
You have to give the 'less fortunate' a time to shine ;)
holymoly - March 23, 2012, 7:05 pm
I expected to see this from M0. nice pic Linda
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)


INSIGNIFICANT -




THERE IS NO - young in indestructible or immortal


TAGS: youth carefree
Rating: 4.66/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:19 pm
Fake or not... it's reality.
CloudchaserS - December 20, 2011, 11:40 pm
Silly everyone, that's a fake scene created for a photo shoot, TV show or movie
jedimonk - December 20, 2011, 3:39 pm
silly kids, that body will be warm for another hour or so.
TheSanityInspector - December 20, 2011, 12:25 pm
Powerful.


CAREER -


TAGS: career sean tribute roast
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sean - October 15, 2011, 7:55 pm
True story: that kid ... grew up to be a research scientist, specializing in finding new ways to test things on animals. Guess which kinds of animals?
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Perfect.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 1:04 pm
Ah yes. The day I found out that my hatred of kids cannot be overcome by vast quantities of alcohol. Thanks for dredging that up all over again, rerun.
mariand - October 13, 2011, 9:09 pm
LOL...I don't believe ya


DAYCARE - You Get What You Pay For




DAYCARE - I always wondered why she came home sticky.....




BE CAREFUL - Marijuana may cause: Intelligent thought, peaceful bliss, love and the feeling of oneness with your world


TAGS: be careful marijuana may cause
Rating: 3.17/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:14 pm
How about "clarity of thought, by removing your ability to think of more than one thing at a time"?
Budog - January 28, 2012, 12:00 am
Well it felt brilliant at the time... LOL
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:33 am
Intelligent thought? Really?


I AM A CRISIS -


TAGS: crisis dark silhouette care red cross
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - October 16, 2012, 2:54 pm
this is great
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice piece of work that is right there....5L nice indeed.
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 6:29 pm
Much gratitude, folks... Much gratitude...
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:44 pm
Heavy Stuff This One Great.
GaryO - October 15, 2012, 12:46 pm
Dang, laddie, this is good, damn good
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 12:27 pm
Thanks rick....I was looking for a reason to......Meh, you'll read about in the news.


Have you ever been so drunk..... -


TAGS: so drunk scare polar bear
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:40 pm
Forgive me, please, but there is no such thing as a "good" pun. Consider yourself educated now, about THEM...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! Good pun, Scorp!!!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:15 pm
This one is "cymbalic," right? I can see the cymbalism...
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:34 pm
S1961, .... and polar bears play tympani? LOL!
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:33 pm
E.D., take your uneducated O.C.D. and shove it up your southend
steve1961 - August 26, 2015, 12:57 pm
Yeah! And penguins don't use cymbals...They are mostly cellists...
EmilioDumphque - August 26, 2015, 12:57 am
Hey, Bears are north pole, penguins south!
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 pm
Thanks again, Cern! Glad I made you laugh!
concern3 - August 25, 2015, 9:27 am
another funny one a 5er


LIFE IS ANYTHING THAT DIES WHEN YOU STOMP ON IT - - Dave Barry


TAGS: life abuse carelessness
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

rerun - April 6, 2013, 3:02 pm

brilliant
GaryO - April 6, 2013, 12:09 pm
Bob, yer good at this. Glad yer here. Keep ‘em coming.


ROOFIES -


TAGS: be careful with strangers drink
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
For a long time.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
Actually it's the first you'll remember.


PASSION CAN HURT -




NO WONDER - He's using Windows ...


TAGS: who cares about tags i mean they are neither shown douche
Rating: 3/5
lol - June 18, 2009, 8:24 pm
10 years old and its still funnier than 99 percent of the crap you have on this site.
Nobody - October 23, 2008, 12:30 am
Always likes this one - clever ;P
Casino2Fresh At Aim - August 30, 2008, 1:50 am
lol good pun, thats original
Bill Gates - June 27, 2008, 9:46 am
old. really old. but that is fucking funny.
J35u5M4 - June 14, 2008, 11:16 am
Couldn't stop laughing IRL
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 1:05 pm
EPIC LOOOL
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 29, 2008, 11:06 am
Two hilarious posters in one. I thnk this may be a first here.
Brian - May 29, 2008, 1:22 am
thats witty
Nice1 - May 28, 2008, 7:27 pm
Ok, I hate Macs and all... but that is actually really funny.


Bricks -


TAGS: scared shit
Rating: 1.53/5

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Yonik - December 10, 2008, 12:00 pm
I can't believe someone actually took this picture on purpose. Them idiots!
Devildog - September 19, 2008, 11:40 pm
Your ass hole has a fucked up shape
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 12:26 pm
Too much fiber! "Bricks without straw?"


ARMOR -


TAGS: love walls heart hide scared
Rating: 4.88/5

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5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 9:32 pm
well, I have only been on the other end of "the barrel" in the PI. this might hurt a little
GreyScorpion - October 21, 2010, 9:27 pm
you better go get some sleep 5150, your day in the barrel tomorrow :)
5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 9:23 pm
looks like you get to have another "clarification" discussion. Me, I actually got it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 9:18 pm
great one aggy...the poster and the comment.
agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 9:15 pm
You're a shallow moron.... does that clarify anything?
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 3:18 am
It's the statement that doesn't make sense to me. Protected from cupid's arrow? Evidently you've never heard of shore leave, nor of archers. No lions given until clarified.
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:34 pm
Bravo.


PLAYBIRD -


TAGS: career penguins vent
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - March 21, 2012, 9:17 am
lol!
TheSanityInspector - March 19, 2012, 6:08 pm
It is medically impossible to be depressed while looking at penguins.


CARNIE BOB -




BRAINS -




PRACTICAL APPROACH -




IN TODAY'S HEADLINES -




THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?




HUGS -


TAGS: hug love care heart tits
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

SiliconMage - March 29, 2010, 11:00 pm
One of the best motifakes on the site. 5/5
spacedog - March 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Superb!
Jmac0585 - March 25, 2010, 5:42 pm
TOC is correct. If you are unfamiliar with "tags" use this as a manual.
GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:40 pm
I think I put 5L, can't see from the tears
Cubbybear - March 25, 2010, 10:00 am
Why do I see a CUBBY joke in this pic? 5/5 for cuteness. You old softie
thatonechick - March 25, 2010, 9:51 am
Love the tags. xD
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 9:48 am
And no training is required. 5L!!!


MIRROR MIRROR -


TAGS: be careful taking photos
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Airman

Donkasaurus - January 20, 2011, 1:19 am
I'd that...up with a shop-vac.
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 9:08 pm
Bahaaaaaa!
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 9:05 pm
Nice to see you here again, Tell! Well, not HERE at this poster, but here.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 9:04 pm
LOL! Wait... what?
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 9:00 pm
Daddy?
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 8:58 pm
Yeah... the girtls are, but not the.... men? Hell I don't know what their problem is. Latinas are very fertile. They get pregnant if you wave at them too enthusiastically.
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 8:56 pm
I thought that Latino's are Catholic-- meaning somewhat should still be a "virgin" at the age of 16? I'm old school I guess.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 8:54 pm
Arguing a point, not this particular one's looks, girls.
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 8:52 pm
Woof, I mean woof in a negative way...
Claire - January 19, 2011, 8:37 pm
You mean under 16.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 8:31 pm
Those with the least opportunity judge more harshly. First of all, good luck finding any latin girl over 16 who isn't pregnant. And secondly, she isn't so far alog that it wouldn't be great sex. Hormones are hitting right.
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 4:40 pm
With my car.
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 9:29 pm
with a tactical nuke?
SINNER75 - September 21, 2010, 8:04 pm
I'd hit it.
Kung-Fu Devil - September 17, 2010, 6:40 am
Glad I haven't had breakfast yet.
forseti - September 17, 2010, 4:00 am
everyone has a weak side... 5 ;)
rerun - September 16, 2010, 9:11 pm

she lets go and anybody within 3 feet may get hurt
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 9:04 pm
arthiritis make your grip weaken?
rerun - September 16, 2010, 9:00 pm

I may never look at purple again....
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 8:54 pm
Neat poster, but she will never be the fairest of them all ............


MEMORIES -


TAGS: memory death scare me remember
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by caveman

Rick69 - April 6, 2012, 8:48 am
Born while crying & making others smile; Die while smiling & making others cry... That's a successful life...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:25 am
If most people who knew you in this existence are sad when you die, you've done something right
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 4:51 am
Oh Caveman, nice point, 5L


THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...


TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old


PARANOID! - I Am Not Paranoid, I Am Just Very Very Alert.




ARGUING. - She's learning early.




ENLIGHTENMENT -


TAGS: so be careful out there
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - March 10, 2010, 10:25 pm
Anyone get my tags? Hmmmm?
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:14 am
So true!


FREE MEDICAL! YOU CAN'T BEAT A DEAL LIKE THIS! - If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a pat down,




OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!


TAGS: cat scared knocked door first
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 1:40 am
K thx guys ^^
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:17 pm
It took me 3 read-throughs before I got the laugh.... unfortunately, I voted after the first read.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yea wat they said. IMO it is a decent poster but it is old school internet humor so it wont be liked all to well in this day in age.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 3:17 pm
makes me want a cheezburger...and to hit you with a broom, or a hammer. j/k, forget the broom. :) there are lots of threads and people to help you, all you have to do is invest a little effort in reading, and don't be afraid to ask a question.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 3:09 pm
:D
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:48 pm
check out the forum thread "noob questions" and run ideas by other, more experienced MFers.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 2:41 pm
Comment please, i wna know what you guys think of this poster... is it just another lame poster ? is it good? give me tips for my next one , im just a beginner ^^


VIGILANCE -


TAGS: spelling grammar nazi s care
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Xackeri - April 13, 2012, 10:50 am
Jeez. joo guiz r no funn. I just wanted yoo too tak rite.
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 9:37 am
Thank you Lord, you sage moderator of moderators. Not a good place to commence tearing each other a new semi-colon…. Grammarians and their rools do tend ignite a spark in the ol’ furnace that roared with the heat of biblical proportion back in college.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:48 pm

gentlemen...i had assumed this banter was all in fun. i see garyo did as well. feel free to continue but if there is a tone of grammar seriousness about it...cease and desist. cheers.
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 2:57 pm
Oh, you’ve considered this banter serious. Please forgive me. Yes, I most certainly do not wish to stoke this pointless fire that seems to consume you so, as I now feel a welling within, somewhat like you portray in your little tirade. Cheerio.
Xackeri - April 12, 2012, 12:43 pm
No, I am not Mrs. Wadsworth, I also did not need that image in my head. Please, stop being such a grammar deficient fool. I am now dousing your flame war.
Reality Lord - April 11, 2012, 10:20 pm

lmfao
GaryO - April 11, 2012, 3:27 pm
Mrs Wadsworth???!! Izzat you???!!! Geezus, you gotta be what, 113 by now. Does yer neck still gradually get beet red starting with the neckline working it’s way to yer chin, like whenever you had yer ‘little chat’ with me about my grammar?
Xackeri - April 11, 2012, 1:15 pm
I do believe that I have just suffered a heart attack, your grammar is absolutely horrific.
GaryO - April 10, 2012, 1:17 pm
Their there they’re Zachary, the war’s over. Geezus, thot my 4th greyed teetcher had risin from the graive for a minit they’re
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 10, 2012, 1:09 pm
TLDR.....Lemon meringue.
Xackeri - April 10, 2012, 12:59 pm
r an adverb, while to is only ever used as an infinitive marker. Heil Grammatik!
Xackeri - April 10, 2012, 12:56 pm
Correction: Only spelling Nazis can match them in their determination to stop the downward slide of society. You have used both the wrong forms of to and their. There is only ever an adverb, while their is only ever a possessive adjective. Too is only eve
otakugiant - April 6, 2011, 3:19 pm
im surprised the grammar nazis havent commented on your misspelling of "their"
Revenant - April 4, 2011, 3:31 am
Hmm, took me a minute to see the OCD part.
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 7:07 pm

thnx baked. something told me you and nazi's don't mix.
CaptainBaked - April 2, 2011, 6:40 pm
RL this is magnificent! 5 grumpy monacles


APATHY -




IRANIAN HEALTH CARE - Are you sure this will fix my broken ankle Achmed ?




DEEP IN MY HEART -


TAGS: deep heart concealed scared confess
Rating: 3.46/5

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Reality Lord - October 1, 2011, 10:23 pm

please submit thhis to moti-twist as well. link at bottom of this page.


STD AND UNWANTED PREGNANCY - JUST THE TICKET




BUDDIES - Give me 4 and a dewclaw




screwed over -




JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.


TAGS: jobs careers bad fish smelly
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

GaryO - January 16, 2014, 9:29 am
More like; ‘Waiter, this crab tastes like shyt!’ ‘Sir, it’s surimi.’ ‘WTF is surimi?!!” ‘Fish shyt, sir.’
Greeny - January 16, 2014, 6:00 am
"Surimi, What is Susan Park’s phone number?" "Surimi, When is my next appointment?” Had to try it - doesn't work...
GaryO - January 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Heh, that’s surimi. And that pic looks better than it usually is. Usually it’s just fish guts….soon to become your grocery store ‘crab’ meat. Working on a fish processor ship is an experience.
demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:51 pm
I've got a friend who fixes septic tanks! This is better.
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:43 am
First I thought "This is a job for Mike Rowe." Then I saw the "bad fish" tags and thought this looks like a tribute to Sublime
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:31 pm
You should upload this pic to Work Totally Sucks also.


CHARADE - We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.




THE DREAM JOB -




SORRY GUYS -


TAGS: bull caress balls costumes girl
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by G4briel

culos - March 10, 2010, 5:55 pm
The difference between the 'Boule Royale' and the sex she had yesterday is the force applied with the jaws when biting the bollocks!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 5:53 pm
You know, she seems awfully happy with them nads. I have heard about Rocky Mountain Oysters. But I wonder if she is planning on another "Dish"?
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:39 pm
I've got a mirror in the bathroom, you?
rerun - March 10, 2010, 5:37 pm

spend a lot of time lookin at testicles? Hmmmm
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:34 pm
I hope you've got good aim, those must be the tiniest testicles I've seen in a long time!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 4:08 pm
Anyone else suddenly have an urge to get a pellet gun?...


ANOREXIA - She's Not Happy She Had To Eat More Than A Light Salad


TAGS: anorexia women warning health care friend
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by giulio

energy - November 14, 2008, 5:53 pm
might want to see a doctor about that. maybe get some antibiotics or something.
Porcelina - November 14, 2008, 5:42 pm
zomfg so sexy. I creamed my pants
Dances in Underwear - November 14, 2008, 5:37 pm
Gross.


RED FLAGS -


TAGS: p whipped if you are not careful
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - November 24, 2010, 8:16 pm
Nice one.
5150monkeylove - November 24, 2010, 10:19 am
I miss the Admiral. I sent him a pm checking up on him a few days ago.
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:14 am
ask Ackbar is so fond of saying, "It's a trap.." 5L. nice boots, Autumn ;)


NEW SHAMPOO -


TAGS: careful if ya break the seal youll void the warranty
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:43 pm
LOL.


SEIZE THE MOMENT -




JUDGMENT - Save it for someone who cares.




CAREERS - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: careers
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - May 3, 2012, 7:26 am
who what where?? (lol) strictly speaking that isn't me... but SSSSSHHHHH!!! don't tell anyone ;)
mariand - May 3, 2012, 7:20 am
there you are...


THE WEEKEND - has officially begun


TAGS: ice macarena
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:58 am
epic Spanish skills there LOL
ICEMAN - September 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
Bite your >>>insert body part here
ICEMAN - September 24, 2011, 6:52 pm
You had no clue I was such a good dancer, did you?
CloudchaserS - September 24, 2011, 1:32 am
For some strange reason, that face always reminds me of Hugh Laurie


HE'S SMILING - This should scare you


TAGS: this smile should scare you
Rating: 3.74/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:46 pm
lol...cool


HE'S ORDERING IT WITH ANCHOVIES!!! -




BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY, - it might backfire.


TAGS: gun guns careful
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by TheGrayFox

bassistciaran - May 29, 2010, 3:41 pm
I wasnt saying either was better, theyre different gags!! just stating it happened was all
TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 8:09 am
HAHAHAHA ok forseti your pics are awsome!
forseti - May 26, 2010, 5:21 am
...but vote my pics down or copy them and i'll eat your children!!!!111111 *foam at the mouth*
forseti - May 26, 2010, 5:20 am
please, don't take this all too serious. we'll here to have fun with perhaps a little contest. no one should be angry by getting a bad voting. it's just incentive to get better and work more on the pictures. be objective and self-critical ;)
TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 5:12 am
thanks forseti and srry bass if it ticks u off.
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:18 pm
sorry bass, this one is better ;)
bassistciaran - May 25, 2010, 2:06 pm
I put one very similar to this up a few days ago...similar image, different line though


LETS SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH -




before you embrace the Light -




FORK IN THE ROAD -


TAGS: career choices profession s m
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:11 pm
They all can't graduate with A's from Cubby's Charm School.


WATCH HER STRUT -


TAGS: modelling model career independence catwalk
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 7:15 am
Thank you for the excellent rating. Great era, Great song...
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 11:37 am
5L because that is a wicked Seger tune and I bet that's true.


JIF -


TAGS: brought to you by bone don t care
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

rerun - November 22, 2010, 12:57 pm

I am adding a fer to motitwist, then taking daughter x-mas shopping.
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 12:54 pm
nope, just watching COLLATERAL DAMAGE on HBO
rerun - November 22, 2010, 12:53 pm

so, you going to do anything constructive today?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 12:50 pm
That's sad....I hope he signed the waiver...
rerun - November 22, 2010, 12:46 pm

I think you scared him off.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 12:26 pm
Agreed. I still think you look pretty in that muzzle.
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 12:23 pm
Its all the same, as far as I see. what makes the difference is how a person conducts themselves when in a position of authority. Stereotypes are brought on by people who act like they have more power than they actually have.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 12:16 pm
You're still a step above me.
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 12:14 pm
Yep.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 12:06 pm
Wait....aren't you a dog cop?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 12:04 pm
So am I, but it doesn't take away from my funny.....Fucking buzzkill Rapist.
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:58 am
nope, I am on the other side of the law... As it turns out, I am highly allergic to aggressive anal rape. don't ask how I know.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:50 am
Well played....You belong here 5150.......as soon as you get out of prison, give us a call
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am
depends, the cheaper ones expect it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:26 am
so you pay extra for that?
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:20 am
and backhands are foreplay in my book
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:13 am
at least I get to lick a real woman
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:11 am

still funny as hell
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 9:42 am
OOOOOOH...It burns so good.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 9:39 am
here ya go 5150, here's your backhanded tribute.. ;)
DeGrey - October 10, 2010, 2:48 pm
this is wrong on so many levels
Paladin609 - April 26, 2010, 9:49 am
Ditch the dog and save the PB for after.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 24, 2010, 11:04 pm
Choosy wives...choose JIF
CANADA - April 24, 2010, 1:19 pm
HAHAHA! 5L
pieman - April 24, 2010, 12:08 pm
5 lickin your eyebrows
ICEMAN - April 23, 2010, 9:24 pm
5 chunky style spoonfuls. Well done Bone.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:19 pm
that's just wrong...5L!


NICE TO SEE THE GINGER GUY IS BEING LEFT BEHIND - THAT'S NATURAL SELECTION AT WORK!!




NO FEAR -




CAREFUL - Unprotected phone sex can lead to hearing aids.


TAGS: careful unprotected phone
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by LyssaGal

PinkPomeranian - January 29, 2012, 9:44 pm
Haha i agree, this is good. 5
LyssaGal - January 29, 2012, 3:13 pm
thank you! :D
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:45 pm
this is g55555d !


SPLIT PERSONALITY - I wonder if Medicare will pay the treatment for both of them?




CUBBYBEAR - Has a posse


TAGS: cubbybear care bears carebears costumes halloween pancakes
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by aPauling

GoliahteTank - December 17, 2008, 2:21 am
No, that ain't his posse, that's his groupies.
aPauling - September 26, 2008, 11:28 am
No... the gals thing you were thinking of only rhymes with posse.
RON - September 25, 2008, 7:50 pm
JEZ...all men...thought posse was gals.
Cubbybear - September 25, 2008, 7:10 pm
Yo! You da bomb!


MARIAH DESERVES AN OSCAR - Because it's not easy acting ugly


TAGS: mariah carey
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Me_ - April 14, 2010, 5:00 pm
Acting? She always was. Makeup is an amazing thing.


WELL . . . . - . . . this answers a lot of questions.


TAGS: obama health care liberals cartoons
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by north star

Densaku - May 2, 2010, 1:09 pm
Epic Godwin Point.
Rollseyes - September 19, 2009, 7:19 pm
More like... "look at the stupid crap I found online and felt I had to share." Bad taste and no creativity.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 6:28 pm
"look what I found online!"


SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE -




SCARED HANDS -




Mass Panic -




FATE - You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.


TAGS: careful what you wish for
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by spanko1

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:37 pm
this is good spanko. br5ng the pain :)
mariand - February 8, 2012, 4:18 pm
I like this.


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